SCENE: Phil and Della on stage, Grandma talking to them.
Grandma: (to kids) Let's give Della and Phil a chance to show
how smart they are, by seeing if they can answer a question.
Della: O.K. Grandma, what's the question.
Phil: Yeah, I probably know the answer.
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Phil: Buying a tractor and plow and using it for shade to
rest in as you break the ground with a spade.
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Della: Really dumb!
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Phil: Having a Corvette parked in the garage and walking
everywhere you go.
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Della: Going to a movie and watching the popcorn machine.
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Phil: Having a new dishwasher and letting your German
shepherd lick your dishes clean.
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Della: Standing by the telephone and yelling at your neighbor
down the street.
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Phil: Sitting down to a table of food and eating the
tablecloth.
Grandma: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . .
.?
Della: Making a puppet, dressing it up, and then never
putting your hand inside it.
Phil: Now you've quit preaching and gone to meddling!
All: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like really
dumb!
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